one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
This is genius
adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”
when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon
What do you mean most people leave their rooms
What do you mean people